We have confirmed reports that flocks of green flamingos will soon be landing on the lawns of unsuspecting area residents. These plastic green flamingos travel in flocks of 10 and they love getting the chance to rest in beautiful yards throughout Val Verde County. Now, for the first time ever, the Val Verde 4-H Club has made an arrangement with these flamingos to stop in a yard near you.
Here is your change at a good old-fashioned prank war! Here is how it works: Place an order for a flock of flamingos to be sent out to the yard of your choice for $10. Val Verde 4-H volunteers will be sent out to covertly flock the yard. The flock will be picked up by a specially trained flamingo wranglers for a reasonable donation fee of $30 or the "Flockee" can pass along directions for the flock's next migration location for a $20 donation. Flamingo Protection Insurance is also available to guarantee that your home will be spared the embarrassment of being flocked!
*As of June 22nd flocks are not eligible for relocation or for flocking
All proceeds of the Flamingo Flocking Fundraiser will help Val Verde 4-H youth attend 4-H Camps, and Leadership Labs!